2 - Bookworm
You will come to college with an open mind and an open heart, but a sinister reality awaits you. You will be sucked in by the intellectual "book-reading scene."
You will start spending nearly all your time reading books, and the rest of your time discussing them. You will spend long nights in the library, reading and writing about...academic stuff. I tried to think of an example of academic stuff just then, but why even bother, you're the real nerd, not me. I am no nerd.
And unfortunately for you, the real point of college is...hm. It occurs to me now that this is actually the real point of college. Good work!