3 - The Mooch
Ah, bummer! You're this guy!
"Why am I the Mooch," you ask? Listen. You're the Mooch because of the way your pockets are turned out! LOOK AT THE PICTURE. Who does this.
You are constantly asking me for things like money, food, a ride, my bike, and so on, and so on. I'm not sure why you act this way, but you do.
A wise man once said, "Mooching is a way of life. It is a state of mind."
Sorry, Mooch-fucius, I just made that quote up. No wise man ever said anything like that, I don't know what you'd think that. Later, Mooch!