4 - The Party Animal
The Party Animal
These wide-mouthed friends simply know where it's at.
Here's the problem most people have: MOST college students are caught in a bind, an eternal dilemma, torn between their studies and their social lives. They want to get a good education, but they also want to have a full and fun college experience. It is a very hard problem, because life is full of hard problems.
HOWEVER! You will not have this problem. You will party six nights a week and will go to class only once or twice a semester. PROBLEM SOLVED. Nice hat!