5 - The Student Representative
The Student Representative
Look at this guy. Mister Glasses over here. In high school this guy would have been a joke! But listen up: THIS IS COLLEGE.
You, the Student Representative, will take advantage of this new universe and its strange new rules. You will manage to be well-liked, smart, and completely on top of all your (many) responsibilities. You will be kind of the best.
That's all I got. You win.