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Top 10 schools where everybody gets "lucky"

By Explore Editor

What the students are saying about:

University of Wisconsin-Madison

University of Wisconsin-Madison

The University of Wisconsin-Madison houses more than 30,000 undergrads. According to students, this means you’ll never have to have fun with the same people twice if you don’t want to. The expansive university has “lots of guys and girls to choose from, whether you are heterosexual, homosexual, or bisexual.” One student even attached percentages to the proportion of harmless messing around vs. serious dating: “At least for freshman year, it’s definitely 25/75 … 25% go into long term relationships, and 75% stay focused on hooking up.” While students of both genders report “there are lots of cuties on campus,” “the girls seem a bit more inclined towards the dating end of things than the boys.” As for what goes on before students even begin talking about dating, a junior biology major sums it up: “Sometimes students from other schools will ask me where I go to college, and I will say ‘Wisconsin.’ Their excited expression will instantly turn to shame, and all they will manage to get out is an ‘oh’, because they immediately know no story they can tell will top what I have done. I will not need to say a thing, they will just understand. They know that their wildest night of college was just a regular Thursday for us. We Wisconsin kids are a special breed. And – trust me – everyone else is jealous.”